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Does A Sandra Bullock Divorce Equal Bye Bye, Sunny James?

The series of mistakes made by Jesse James may possibly lead to a Sandra Bullock divorce. Thanks to Mr. Might-be-Nazi-Sympathetic Motorcycle Guy, who isn’t worth the extra plastic letters at the bottom of the marquee, it definitely looks like a “Sandra Bullock divorce”. He could have bought his own with short term loans for bad credit. But on the serious side, in this whole nasty Bombshell McGee/Nazi pictures scenario, Jesse James could lose more than Sandra Bullock. According to Fox News, Janine Lindemulder, James’ porn star ex, is filing to regain custody of their 6-year-old daughter, Sunny, who has been in the custody of Bullock and James. A Sandra Bullock divorce could paint dark pictures on James’ part, but Lindemulder has been staying in a halfway house after being released from a tax evasion jail term, so it’s all sunshine for Sunny, right?

Sandra Bullock should divorce him and give Sunny a fine home

Taking away a child from his/her biological parents is not something that’s usually allowed by law, however keep in mind that justice is blind. Sandra Bullock can definitely provide Sunny a stable home. She already has strong financial resources in place, and she will now own half of Jesse James’ assets. It should be no surprise if he ends up needing payday installment loans.

Bad news for Jesse James

A convicted felon seems to be in the lead in the real world, unfortunately. Californian Family Law attorney Lisa Meyer told Fox that Lindemulder has “a strong case” now that Jesse James’ common sense has disintegrated.

“This definitely raises concerns about Jesse and how all of this could impact his parenting – whether he was spending enough time with his daughter (throughout the apparent affair) and gives Janine a foot in the door to fight for custody,” Meyer said. “The court may appoint a minor counsel for the child, and the judge would need to take a second look and see what is going on under the surface.”

Jesse James will look “flaky” with a Sandra Bullock divorce

Granted, tax evasion was the crime Janine Lindemulder committed. Some would even argue that the IRS is unconstitutional, but that’s another story for another day. Multiple sources claim Lindemulder is actually a really good mother and that the only reason James wanted custody of Sunny was because Sandra Bullock wanted her. James is keeping his mouth shut, but it is all “categorically false,” says Bullock’s rep.